My name is Barney Doodle and I use Google Search and Google Chrome and sometimes Google Earth (even though it is a little slow and cumbersome. I accept that because it is free and the earth is big).
Just Because I use all these Google things does not mean I am Googles Doodle. They need to quit talking down to me like that. I am my own man and I do not belong to anybody or any Multi-National Search Engine thingy.
So this warning to Google... If you call me that again I will stop using Google Search so much and I might even use Bing sometimes (even if they have the same info as Yahoo.)
I used to like Yahoo till their search engine started confusing me with Poodles. Do a search for Barney Doodle on Yahoo and all you get is Barney the dinosaur doodles and LabraDoodle Poodles. It's insulting. I would sue them but my 1-800-Attorney guy never returns my calls.
Just because I argued with him about the meaning of Jurisprudence. He's such a poor sport. What were we talking about? Oh yeah Google was saying I was Googles Doodle.
I'm thinking maybe if Google sent me a donation or some free clicks or something of value, I would forget it. At least they get my name right in the Google Searches. Barney Doodle is gonna let it slide for now. Google I guess I am your Doodle. i wasn't really gonna use Bing.
Friday, November 25, 2011
Monday, August 8, 2011
SOME SAY BARNEY DOODLE IS A MASTER AT SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION...
The master of shameless self promotion?
I have been accused of too much self promotion by several of our viewers, but I am officially disputing that statement.
It hurts my feelings to know someone may think that I would be guilty of self promotion of anything. Just because I wear T-shirts that say "Barney Doodle is Great" does not mean I am conceited. My Mom made those shirts for me. She said I should wear them when I look for a job.
Just because I do multiple internet searches for Barney Doodle every day does not mean I am too self centered. I just like to see my name out there.
It makes me feel important to somebody besides my dog. My dog doesn't like me that much anyway, he just uses me for the food.
I also have eight friends on facebook and that proves that people like me.
To prove I am not a shameless self promoter here are some links to some articles I have written about different things. These articles prove that I am a modest man and a great human being.
How to Solve the Immigration Problem...It's time to start deporting!
My Lost Sock Search yields Unexpected Find!
Lady Gaga Love Fest...Was it really Lady Gaga?
My Wild Vacation in Paris
I have been accused of too much self promotion by several of our viewers, but I am officially disputing that statement.
It hurts my feelings to know someone may think that I would be guilty of self promotion of anything. Just because I wear T-shirts that say "Barney Doodle is Great" does not mean I am conceited. My Mom made those shirts for me. She said I should wear them when I look for a job.
Just because I do multiple internet searches for Barney Doodle every day does not mean I am too self centered. I just like to see my name out there.
It makes me feel important to somebody besides my dog. My dog doesn't like me that much anyway, he just uses me for the food.
I also have eight friends on facebook and that proves that people like me.
To prove I am not a shameless self promoter here are some links to some articles I have written about different things. These articles prove that I am a modest man and a great human being.
How to Solve the Immigration Problem...It's time to start deporting!
My Lost Sock Search yields Unexpected Find!
Lady Gaga Love Fest...Was it really Lady Gaga?
My Wild Vacation in Paris
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
I Let My Dog Drive...
I let my dog drive my car. He wanted to get some dog bisquits and he kept whining and pestering me. I got fed up and I finally gave him the keys and a five dollar bill.
He got in a wreck on the way back. (He drives way too fast.)
The cops charged him with reckless driving, driving without a dog license and driving under the influence of dog bisquits.
I don't care how much he whines, don't let your dog drive your car.
by Barney Doodle
He got in a wreck on the way back. (He drives way too fast.)
The cops charged him with reckless driving, driving without a dog license and driving under the influence of dog bisquits.
I don't care how much he whines, don't let your dog drive your car.
by Barney Doodle
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