I let my dog drive my car. He wanted to get some dog bisquits and he kept whining and pestering me. I got fed up and I finally gave him the keys and a five dollar bill.
He got in a wreck on the way back. (He drives way too fast.)
The cops charged him with reckless driving, driving without a dog license and driving under the influence of dog bisquits.
I don't care how much he whines, don't let your dog drive your car.
by Barney Doodle
