Friday, November 25, 2011

I AM NOT GOOGLES DOODLE

My name is Barney Doodle and I use Google Search and Google Chrome and sometimes Google Earth (even though it is a little slow and cumbersome. I accept that because it is free and the earth is big).

Just Because I use all these Google things does not mean I am Googles Doodle. They need to quit talking down to me like that. I am my own man and I do not belong to anybody or any Multi-National Search Engine thingy.

So this warning to Google... If you call me that again I will stop using Google Search so much and I might even use Bing sometimes (even if they have the same info as Yahoo.)

I used to like Yahoo till their search engine started confusing me with Poodles. Do a search for Barney Doodle on Yahoo and all you get is Barney the dinosaur doodles and LabraDoodle Poodles. It's insulting. I would sue them but my 1-800-Attorney guy never returns my calls.

Just because I argued with him about the meaning of Jurisprudence. He's such a poor sport. What were we talking about? Oh yeah Google was saying I was Googles Doodle.

I'm thinking maybe if Google sent me a donation or some free clicks or something of value, I would forget it. At least they get my name right in the Google Searches. Barney Doodle is gonna let it slide for now. Google I guess I am your Doodle. i wasn't really gonna use Bing.